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Thursday, February 17, 2011

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Armaan:A yng woman on
flight frm
Switzerland asked
the priest," Father,
may I ask a favour?
Father," of course.
wht may I do fo
you?"
Lady," well, I bought
an expensive
Electronic hair dryer
tht is well over D
Customs limits n I m
afraid they'll
confiscate it. is
there any way U
could carry it
through customs
for me? Under your
robes perhaps?
Father," I would
love2 help u, dear,
but I must warn U; I
will not lie."
When they got to
Customs, she let D
priest go ahead of
her. D oficer askd,
"Father, do u hve
anything 2 declare?"
"Frm D top of my
head 2 my waist, hve noting 2
declare."
D oficer thoght
this ans
wer strange, so
asked,"And wht do
u hae 2 declare frm
ur waist 2 D floor?"
"I hve a marvelous
little instrument
designed to be used
on a woman, but
which is, to date,
unused.:
Roaring with
laughter, the official said,"Go
ahead, Father."

Armaan:santa ur son is
dead. Hearing this
bad news Santa
Jumps from 50th
floor.
35th floor he
realized......I don't
have son.
30th floor I m not
married and 3rd
floor......................
SHIT I M BANTA....

Armaan:Mana aap sabse
Jyada azzez ho..,
Dil K sabse Jyada
Kareeb ho..,
Na call na SmS,
Kya Aap,
"Sudama"
Se jyada gareeb
ho?
(to be contd.)

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anuja's: an sms story30: "Armaan:DID U GET THE CORRECT ANS. BY DA WAY? Anna:Don't message me while drunk. I dislike drunkards. Armaan:I WAS JOKING, HA HA HA...."

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Armaan:DID U GET THE
CORRECT ANS. BY DA
WAY?

Anna:Don't message me
while drunk. I
dislike drunkards.

Armaan:I WAS JOKING, HA HA
HA. JUST TESTING U. I
NEVER TOUCH
RUBBISH THINGS.
PURE, DECENT,
SIMPLE AND
VEGETARIAN
PERSON. ALMOST A
PRIEST HE HE.

Armaan:SANT SHRI ARMAA
BABA JI MAHARAJ

Anna was thinking...she disliked his drinking even then and he had desisted
from drinking on more than one occasion. she loved to think that it was for
her sake. if it is true that he doesn't drink now.....why? for her, still?or just that
he left behind his youthful escapades, in his new, responsible avatar?
or he still drank and was just having fun baiting her...? none of the thoughts made
her happy. she went to take classes...she opened the mobile on the way back,
on the rickshaw.

Armaan:Driver: Ab tak mai
10 pregnant girls
ko airport chod
chuka hoo.
Girl:par mai to
pregnant nahi hoo.
Driver:abhi airport
bhi kahan aaya hai.
(to be contd.)

Thursday, February 10, 2011

anuja's

anuja's: anuja's: an sms story29

anuja's: anuja's: an sms story29: "anuja's: an sms story29: '......... CUMING AND POKING UR NOSE AND EARS WITH SHARP THINGS....HA HA HE HE HO HO. she slept.unaware of all ..."

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.........
CUMING AND
POKING UR NOSE
AND EARS WITH
SHARP THINGS....HA
HA HE HE HO HO.

she slept.unaware of all the messages that purported to.....what?

Next day:

office.she was waiting to take classes....

Armaan:Celebration
means......
Awinter evening.
Four friends.
One barsaat.
Four glasses of chai.
Celebration means......
Hundred bucks of
petrol.
A rusty old bike.
And an open road.
Celebration
means....
Maggi noodles.
A hostel room
4.25a.m.
Celebration means....
Rain on a hot tin
roof.
Pakoras deep-frying.
Neighbours
dropping in.
A party.
Celebration
means....
You and mom
A summer night.
A bottle of coconut
oil.
A head massage.
Gossiping about
absent family
members.
you can spend
Hundreds on
birthdays.
Thousands on
festivals.
Lakhs on weddings,
but all you have to do is
spend your time
with your loved
ones.
Keep in touch with
your loved ones.

Anna:To love oneself is
the beginning of a
life-long romance-
oscar wilde

Armaan:Hmm...nice. So?
delivered the
correct lecture?

Armaan:AND SORRY ABOUT
Y'DAY NITE. HAHA

Anna:Bhag,jigyes korte
lajja korchhe na?

Armaan:HA HA...DID U SEE
THE MOVIE LAJJA?
KYA YAAR I WAS
ONLY ASKING.AND
EVEN AT 2AM
OPENED IPC FOR U
AND THAT TOO
AFTER HAVING 2
PEGS OF WHISKEY.
JUST TRIED MY BEST
TO FIND UR
ANSWERS.JUST
IMAGINE?AND U
CALL ME STUPID,
BHAG, SILLY MSGS.
ISNT THAT RUDE U
KHEPPI? HA HA HA
(to be contd.)

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

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anuja's: anuja's: an sms story23: "anuja's: an sms story23: 'Next day: afternoon.she thought as she was preparing for her class tomorrow, and finally sent the message... ..."

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anuja's: anuja's: an sms story24: "anuja's: an sms story24: 'Unknown number:HOW DO I KNOW MOTI...NAAM BATA MERA. moti? a name? like pearl? term of endearment? Anna:Nobo..."

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anuja's: anuja's: an sms story25: "anuja's: an sms story25: 'Armaan:KI RE TUI? SO MEAN.. SO RUDE..SO PAGOL.. SO KHEPPI..HA HA Armaan:AAR KI KHOBOR? HOWZ LIFE? ANYTHING NEW..."

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anuja's: anuja's: an ams story26: "anuja's: an ams story26: 'Anna....thinking...whether this is happening...in real time between two real people...'her' heart was real enough ..."

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anuja's: anuja's: an sms story27: "anuja's: an sms story27: '1.oop.m.... Armaan:can u tell me..... ................... ............. ........... 1.05p.m.... Armaan:can u ..."

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anuja's: anuja's: an sms story28: "anuja's: an sms story28: '2.15a.m..... Armaan:SHE SHOULD HAV BEEN CHARGED WITH 420/120B/471/467/ 468 AND ALL DA REMAINING SECTIONS OF IPC..."

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anuja's: an sms story28: "2.15a.m..... Armaan:SHE SHOULD HAV BEEN CHARGED WITH 420/120B/471/467/ 468 AND ALL DA REMAINING SECTIONS OF IPC. BUT IS THERE ANY US..."

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2.15a.m.....

Armaan:SHE SHOULD HAV
BEEN CHARGED WITH
420/120B/471/467/
468 AND ALL DA
REMAINING
SECTIONS OF IPC.
BUT IS THERE ANY
USE OF LEVELLING
HUGE CHARGES
AGAINST ANYBODY
WHEN "SETTING
VALA VAKILS" GET
THEM EASILY
DISCHARGED ON PRE
CHARGE ARGUMENTS
STAGE ITSELF?

2.17a.m.......

Armaan:INVITE ME ONCE FOR
A LECTURE IN UR
COLLEGE AND THEN
SEE THE FUN OF
'ARMAA BABA'S
PRAVACHANS.' EVERY
STUDENT WILL 4GET
TASLIMA AND START
'JUGAAD/SETTING'
HAHA

2.22a.m..........

Armaan;UTH YAAR NAHI TO
SARI RAAT BORE
KARTA RAHUNGA.
NOW I THINK I AM
GOING TO START CALLING U...

Armaan;Text message

Armaan:Text message

Armaan:Text message.

2.30a.m........

Armaan:UR REALLY A BIGGG
BOOORE..JA NAKE TEL
DIYE GHUMO..

2.32a.m.......

Armaan:ITS MORNING TIME
TO LECTURE.
CUMMON WAKE UP
YAAR..

2.35a.m.......

Armaan:UFF..UTHHO...

2.37a.m.....

Armaan:OH SHIT! I DONT
KNOW WHY, BUT U R
THE FIRST HUMAN IN
THIS WORLD WHO
MADE ME OPEN IPC
AT 2 IN THE MORNING.IT
MUST BE FROM
SECTION 153 TO 160
IPC. JUST A GUESS OF
5 MINS. PLZ GO
THROUGH IPC
BEFORE GIVING
BHASHANS...HEHE.

2.40a.m......

Armaan:GOOD NITE
PROFESSOR/DOCTOR
ANNA SHARMA
SWEET DREAMS.

3.00a.m......

Armaan:SWEET DREAMS OF
ME......
(to be contd.)

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1.ooa.m....

Armaan:can u tell me.....
...................
.............
...........

1.05a.m....

Armaan:can u give me.......
................
...............
...........

1.15a.m.....

Armaan:OH SHIT! SORRY
YAAR ANN. I AM
JUST NOW GETTING
UR MSGS HAVING
SWITCHED ON THE
NUM. I M SOOO...
SORRY DEAR.
ACTUALLY ALL THESE
NUMBERS I USE FOR
MSGING ETC. SASTA
HAI ISILIYE. PLZ
CONTACT ND MSG ME
ALWAYZ ON MY OLD
PERMANENT NUM.

1.30a.m....

Armaan:I AM SORRRRYYYY....
PLZ MAAF NAHI
KAREGI MOTEEEEE...?
PLZ. CAN I HELP U
2 MORO? IF IT CAN
DO? ACTUALLY I
DONT HAVE NET AT
MY HOME, AND CANT
CALL AND ASK
ANYONE AT THIS
HOUR. CAN ONLY
MSG U..HA HA

1.35a.m.........

Armaan:OYE TEACHER JI....
FORGIVE ME OR I' LL
KEEP DISTURBING U
WHOLE NITE....
SAMJHI?

1.45a.m.......

Armaan:ITS URGENT YAAR.
AGAR JAG RAHE HO
TO BATANE KI
KOSHISH KARO. PLZ

1.50a.m.....

Armaan:UTTH YAAR.ITNI
JALDI SO GAI? KYA
KAREGI SO KE? KAL
COLLEGE KI CHHUTTI
DECLARE KAR DENA.

2.00a.m.

Armaan:UTHHO NA..NAHI
TO....

2.05a.m.....

Armaan:UTHHO...WAKE
UP ITS MORNING
YAAR. LECTURE TIME.
TASLIMA GOT 420
HAHA...CHAL UTH
( to be contd.)

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anuja's: an ams story26: "Anna....thinking...whether this is happening...in real time between two real people...'her' heart was real enough as she read Arma..."

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Anna....thinking...whether this is happening...in real time
between two real people...'her' heart was real enough as she read
Armaan's message at 11p.m. and went to sleep.but what about Armaan?
taking her for a ride? connecting to an old friend? having fun with easily
available 'no-risk' single woman? because he has seen her heart...
clear as summer-sun...as bright and warm.this doubt,eating her mind...intoxicated mind,
a mind as thirsty as a crow.and those messages...how could one have each
for every situation,so adept...so accurate!perhaps he was an old hand at this game...
in that cosmopolitan, leviathanic city, her Armaan got lost somehow?
was he ever her Armaan? she began to doubt her memories, for the first time.
those females...she remembers....she switched off the sms ringtone as she didn't
want anybody in the house to hear if messages came at that time.and she went to sleep,
a blissful awareness of Armaan's presence somehow, in her life...no man has been there
and she was ready to take one....even if second hand..she has lived life second hand,
always, through books...perhaps it was their destiny... who read books, as suggested
by Agatha Christie?and she had loved the way Armaan lived...full of jest n fun.admired
him for that.
(to be contd.)

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anuja's: an sms story25: "Armaan:KI RE TUI? SO MEAN.. SO RUDE..SO PAGOL.. SO KHEPPI..HA HA Armaan:AAR KI KHOBOR? HOWZ LIFE? ANYTHING NEW? Anna:Rude? Me? P..."

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Armaan:KI RE TUI? SO MEAN..
SO RUDE..SO PAGOL..
SO KHEPPI..HA HA

Armaan:AAR KI KHOBOR?
HOWZ LIFE?
ANYTHING NEW?

Anna:Rude? Me? Pagolta
ke re? Ar tui je
selfish-taslimar
info ta dili na?

Armaan:WATS DIS? Ar tui je
selfish-taslimar
info ta dili na? U
DINT REC. ME HA

Anna:I am exasperated! I
messaged u two
times to the other
number.

Armaan:MEANS? ABE ANGREZ-
HINDI BOL YAAR

Anna:I messaged u n
begged for info on
book ban of taslima
as i've a class to
take, on media laws
while u were busy
confusing me with
a new number.

Armaan:I messaged u n
begged for info on
book ban of taslima
as i've a class to
take, on media laws
while u were busy
confusing me with
a new number.
WATS DIS YAAR
ANN? HEY, I M UR
"ARMAA", ARMAAN
FROM DELHI YAAR.
WHEN DID U BEG
ME? AND PLZ DONT
EVER TALK LIKE THIS
YAAR.CAN THE
QUEEN EVER BEG?

Anna:silence..silence.
she was floating on the cloud of memory...
kheppi...pagol...she was, still, then, Armaan's
very own mad woman
The Crack...which he had loved to use and she loved to hear...
...he has not forgotten then...forgotten 'them'.forgotten nothing.
like her.

silence....,

11p.m.........

Armaan:OOPS...DID U ASK ME
ANYTHING ON MY
OTHER NUM? WAIT
LET ME CHECK THATS
SWITCHED OFF.
(to be contd.)

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anuja's: an sms story24: "Unknown number:HOW DO I KNOW MOTI...NAAM BATA MERA. moti? a name? like pearl? term of endearment? Anna:Nobody else shortens..."

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anuja's: an sms story24: "Unknown number:HOW DO I KNOW MOTI...NAAM BATA MERA. moti? a name? like pearl? term of endearment? Anna:Nobody else shortens..."

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Unknown number:HOW DO I KNOW
MOTI...NAAM BATA
MERA.

moti? a name? like pearl? term of endearment?

Anna:Nobody else
shortens my name ,
yaar!

Unknown number:NAAM BATA MISS
ANNA SHARMA. U
TRIED TO RECOGNISE
ME B4 I SHORTENED
UR NAME. I DONT
KNO IF U REALY DID
RECOGNISE YA WAISE
HI HAWA ME MAARE
JA RAI HE

Anna:Satti katha bolbo?
Ur 'silly' messages
gave u away.

Unknown number:MATLAB?

Anna:Trust me 'armaa", i
am a fairly
intelligent person.
c.b.i. me hoti to
director ban jati!

Armaan:PATA HAI DEAR
ANNAAA. AND UR
ENG. IS TOO GUD

Armaan:U CALL ME STUPID
NA? MY MSGS R SILLY
NA? JA KATTI. TEL
LENE JA CBI
DIRECTOR. GUD NITE
N GUD BY.
(to be contd.)

Monday, February 7, 2011

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anuja's: an sms story23: "Next day: afternoon.she thought as she was preparing for her class tomorrow, and finally sent the message... Anna:Can u tell me ..."

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Next day:

afternoon.she thought as she was preparing for her class tomorrow,
and finally sent the message...

Anna:Can u tell me
taslima nasrin got
into trouble under
which sec.of i.p.c.
for 'dwikhandita'?

Armaan:no answer.

Anna:Can u give me d
info, plz? I've to
take a class
tomorrow, on
media laws nd my
net is not working.

Armaan:no answer.

evening.no television.no music.no going out to have waterballs
from the roadside vendor.just mobile and her eyes...for the
yellow envelope that pops up on the screen.

Unknown number:Patni mobile
Pati sim card
Dono mile to
hua recharge
Beta hua to
incoming
beti hui to outgoing
Twins hue to
Bonus Talktime.
Kuch na hua to
Network problem.

Same unknown number:Most frndships are
like delicate flower,
eventually they dry
n die.
However, I am a
Cactus,
I will alwaz be
poking you,
so that you
remembEr me always.....

unknown number:when Life seems 2
b a Journey thru a
Dark Tunnel, Dont
be Afraid...
Jst Call me
I Promise,
Disco Light laga k
Party Karenge,Must
Ekdum...!

Anna:Ooooh...what
poetry, what
expression!! Mind
blowing! Oye!
kothheke
jherechhis? Court
collection, stall
collection or net collection?

unknown number:SMS COLLECTION.
   OYE ANN DID U
   RECOGNISE ME?

Anna:Didn't i, stupid?
   (to be contd.)

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anuja's: an sms story21: "Next day: the whole day was spent in a futile attempt to read messages when none came....in the evening.. ..she, expecting in a non-e..."

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anuja's: an sms story22: " 11p.m........ Armaan:Om bhurvuvah swah tatsaviturvarenyam vargo devasya dhimahi dhyoyo na prochadyat Om...... Good Night..."

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anuja's: an sms story20: "Next day: In the morning..... Armaan:Jungle attendance Tiger Present sir, Rabbit Present sir, Lion Present sir. monkey monkey monkey..."

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11p.m........

Armaan:Om bhurvuvah swah
tatsaviturvarenyam vargo
devasya dhimahi
dhyoyo na prochadyat
Om......
Good Night

Next day:

a silent day.hiding so many words.waiting for the night's
light to read a soul again....eager day...to melt into the night..

11.30p.m...

Armaan:A guy lost his Girl
Friend in a train
accident.But the
girl's name was not
in the dead people's
list.
This guy grew up
and became an IT
engineer
He hired developers
around the globe
and made a
software, where he
Could search for his
Girl Friend through web...
He found her by
losing millions of
dollars and 3 years....
When he shut down
the search operartion, google
CEO took over this
application...
This software made
1 billion $ profit in
its 1st year
which we today call
as ORKUT...
Yes, the guy's name
is ORKUT
BUYUKKOTTEN...
Forward it to all
and let them know
what's the true
Meaning of Being
COMMITTED.....

Anna:Just consider how
terrible the day of
your death will be/
others will go on
speaking, and you
will not be able to
argue back-ram mohun roy

Armaan:Sitare aasmaan
mein chamkte hain,
badal door se
baraste hain. hum
bhi kitne nasamajh
hain, woh dil me
rehte hai aur hum
mulakaat ko tarsate
hai.

Anna:Wah Wah!
(to be contd.)

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Next day:

the whole day was spent in a futile attempt to
read messages when none came....in the evening..
..she, expecting in a non-expecting manner...

Armaan:HI ANN, I AM
BACHELOR AGAIN
(FOR A FEW DAYZ).
WIFE ND KIDS HAV
GONE TO KOLKATA
ND DGP FOR
FUNCTIONS.SO..CAN
WE CHAT? HE HE.....

Anna:dignified silence.

Armaan:Santa-Kal Koi Meri
Biwi Ko Kiss Karke
Uske Blouse Se Rs.
200 Le Gaya.
Banta-Joothe 150
Hi the
Santa-Paise Ki Baat
Nahi Hai, Bas Tu
Aadmi pata Kar..........

Anna:What silly
messages! U've not
grown up at all.
What example are u
going to set before
ur children, yaar?
Be a man and have
some gravity, plz!

Armaan:O YE! U CALL MY
WORLD CLASS MSGS
SILLY? OK. HOW
ABOUT THIS ONE? HA
HA

Anna:silence.

Armaan:SHARABI-Agr mere
hath me SARKAR ho
to me DESH ki
takdir badal dunga.
WIFE-haramkhor
phle apna pajama
to badal le, subah se
meri SALVAR pehan
kar ghum raha hai.

Anna:amused silence.

Armaan:Nature has given u
a cute face. But u
hav to provide d
expression. Be
Careful. Your each
expression will
leave an impression
in others heart....
(to be contd.)

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Next day:

In the morning.....

Armaan:Jungle attendance
Tiger
Present sir,
Rabbit
Present sir,
Lion
Present sir.
monkey
monkey
monkey
SMS baad me pad
lena.Varna absent
lag jayegi

Armaan:Definition of
Marriage:
a bachelor's
blunder, in his
eagerness to taste
the thunder..!!!

happiness....like walking on a rope..
you don't want to see the drop below
and you are happy...

Next day:

Anna was sitting on a restaurant on her way back home.a
light darkness spread over the sky.she sat outside,beneath
an umbrella spreading circular fans.shops,people,smiles,children..
...in their world.the mobile was kept on the table.she ordered coffee
and crossed over to the shop 'full moon' to download more songs.
the shopkeeper had promised the day before of Boyzone's new songs.
it took about ten minutes and she was back..opened the Inbox n there was..

Armaan:What a mother
feels looking at her
baby just after birth
!!
What a sister feels
when her brother
says sorry for his
mistake!!
What a girl feels
when her hand is
held tightly by the
one she luvs, on cold
winter walk!!
What a father feels
when his son hugs
him n says
"i luv u dad"...!!
What a frnd feels
When after a huge
fight,
his frnd sends msg
"i need u"...!!
Words can't define
these feelings...,
but it is only luv tht
connects all...!!!
(to be contd.)

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anuja's: an sms story19: "Next day: Anna sat in front of her computer.youtube.her lifeblood. she had lost count of how many times she had watched 'Aint it funny..."

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Next day:

Anna sat in front of her computer.youtube.her lifeblood.
she had lost count of how many times she had watched
'Aint it funny'...a sensuously gorgeous Jenny giving Anna
hope that life still had youth n she hoped against hope.
today was different.she likes julia roberts n the way she
emotes. My Best Friend's Wedding...and the songs.
all the songs now seem to be tailor-made for her.
she used to fear the truth of those songs before.....
......as the glorious morning winked at her from her
depressingly curtained window, Amanda Marshall's voice
trailed-u dont know me.no
u dont know the one who dreams of u at night,
wants to kiss ur lips,wants to hold u tight
o i m just a friend, all that i've ever been...coz
u dont know me.....
(to be contd.)

Sunday, February 6, 2011

anuja's: an sma story14

anuja's: an sma story14: "Armaan:You know why women starts with 'w'? BCoz all Questions start with 'w' who? w..."

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anuja's: an sms story16: "Next day: in the noise, gossip,and lull of her office,Anna kept reading n re-reading the 'lv' message.the proposal tha..."

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anuja's: an sms story17: "Next day: she went to the shopping mall n bought a black n white cotton shirt...chic n trendy...and a blue-yellow scarf to go with ..."

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Next day:

12.30p.m.Anna was feeling uneasy.her heart was suddenly palpitating....

Armaan:In future
a day may come
when u walk
through the large
gate of ur old
school or college
once again......
walkng through
that LONELY white
path coverd with
dry leaves where
SMILE SHARED LUV
WAS MADE,HEART
BROKEN & TEARS
SPILED.... Then when
u step into d lonely
old classroom. Only
memories will be
there 4 company......
u may see urself on
every benches
laughing &
mumering wid ur
frndz......Then u
will realies that
years ago ''MY
HEAVEN WAS HERE &
THOSE GUD DAYS
WON'T COME BACK
AGAIN......''u'll
remember sum of ur
frndz at that time &
drop a tear 4 them....
That's life.

Armaan:"Always Confess
What you feel n say
what you expect....
Because time gets
lost in the blink of
an eye, but regrets
cn last a life time...."

Anna:Pain:life.i meet life everyday.

Armaan:"Om bhurbhuvah swah
tatsaviturvarenyam bhargo
devosya dhimahi
dhyoyo na prochodayat
Om"
padho aur sabko bhejo
aise sandesh kabhi kabhi
milte hain

Good Night

she was left wondering why he brought up this theme of regrets.
regrets for what? her past or his present? late at night? did night
help him become his true self? helped him to be true to his
heart with abandon? those sensual messages and this
emotional messages.....does the veil of night take away
the reserve n expose his psyche?.......apart from the fact that
the first message sprinkled salt over her ever-green wound.
......Anna noticed with ever-growing
amusement that though a man, he was proving to be
one mysterious persona, to her.she couldn't fathom him.
why did he keep persuading her continuously after she had
expressly told him not to send messages anymore? why
that joint message.... and now, this.either he was fooling
himself or Anna was a fool.he was happy in the life he led,
a career, wife, kids..the normal requirement of every
married person.boredom sets in.accidentally he finds Anna
n the faded memory of her beauty re-kindles.he did not know
a thing about what kind of a person she really was.so it was
not she.rather a talkative, interesting woman he has
come to know in recent times.and the grass is always greener
on the other side.
there was no risk of disenchantment as they had no chance of meeting...
.this romanticism poses no challenge to his nicely cut n dried life.
Anna was happy yet to be remembered by him...however insincere
and illusory that remembrance maybe.
lets pretend for a moment that it was Anna who was doing
all the persuasion.won't he get the wrong signal? signal of
sincere affection? can he be expected to think that she is
happy? that she is not asking for shelter somehow which
he is only too eager to provide?
... these deeply probing messages coming out of the grave of her past, like
vampires, sucking her mind....
and where does he find these apt messages...sliding
smoothly into every moment? where does he find the
time to leaf through the collection? what are his
expectations? that a single woman,
so very much in love with him still, could continue
to be message-friends, because he wants it. why does
he want it? its not as if they were the best of friends
once and he can't do without her now,as- a- friend.
trying to shut her emotions up with Gayatri Mantra-
so very much like Armaan.always busy with the way
he saw the world and how 'normal' people should be.
.........it was a rather GOOD NIGHT.

Next day:

Armaan:An IDEA can change
your life
But...
A woman can
change your idea...
Therefore..
Keep changing
Women to get new
IDEAS...
What an IDEA Sirji!
(to be contd.)

anuja's: an sms story17

anuja's: an sms story17: "Next day: she went to the shopping mall n bought a black n white cotton shirt...chic n trendy...and a blue-yellow scarf to go with ..."

an sms story17

Next day:

she went to the shopping mall n bought a black n white
cotton shirt...chic n trendy...and a blue-yellow scarf to go with it.
at home, she spent the whole day taking care of her skin.applied
mud pack on her dry skin............

and she tried to escape from her mind.the day was very long.very.

Next day:

she went to office.wearing the shirt.making some heads turn.
colleagues commented upon every aspect of the combination of
the shirt n jeans.successful.she felt young.looked soooo self-reliant!
radiating a grace which is the privilege of a thirty+ woman.

she was returning.crowded train.she had not been able to secure a seat.
when you stand,you connect headphone to your mobile n listen to songs.
to get by the ordeal of one-hour journey as she smelled the hot female
sweat.rang de basanti,basanti,rang de basanti...she needed some real noisy,
catchy songs to get rid of the silence of her brain.....hips dont lie..as Shakira
gyrated before her closed eyes, she tapped her feet with the rhythm.she tried
to imagine she was some Iranian woman.her shirt was much like the ones worn
by modern Irani women.....

a message came....

Armaan:A quote which
means a lot if u
understand it.....
"Be with someone
who knows what
they have when
they have you"...

Anna:didn't understand a thing.mathar
opor diye chole gelo!

some minutes passed ....she began to
doubt whether she did it right to
answer back.perhaps he didn't expect
an answer.it was just an advice from
someone who feels sorry for a fool?....

Armaan:SMS doesn't only
mean
'S'hort
'M'essaging
'S'ervice
but it also means
'S'pecial
'M'oment
'S'haring
with
'S'omeone
'M'ost
'S'pecial
Like U..(smiling smiley)
(to be contd.)

an sms story17

anuja's: an sms story16

anuja's: an sms story16: "Next day: in the noise, gossip,and lull of her office,Anna kept reading n re-reading the 'lv' message.the proposal tha..."

an sms story16

Next day:

in the noise, gossip,and lull of her office,Anna kept reading
n re-reading the 'lv' message.the proposal that never
could come true.she was lapping it all up, this untrue
affection,this pretending game.being an inhabitant
of a country of hot climate,she knew the value of rain,
of however short-duration.and she had experienced
drought only.and she laughed, a happy laugh,
whenever she went over the portion of 'I ws in luv wid u'.......

could anybody really bring the stars from the skies for
the lover when he himself was the star?did he dare
oppose the whole world for the one who loved him
n had given up her world in longing for him?

Next day:

the whole city was warming up to the coming Deepavali.
Kaali the Mother Goddess destroys darkness and brings in
the light, the victory of Goodness over Evil.Grand idols of the
dangerously appealing,dusky Mother was waiting in the artisans'
workshop.waiting to be worshipped with chanting,songs, frenzy,
crackers n mad drinking.but what of the Evil that inhabited her mind?
the painful evil of longing for a thing which was another's already?
as Anna watched happy lovers roaming the streets she gripped her
lonely hands tightly with each other.

in the morning.......

Armaan:Wishing u A
"HAPPY DIWALI"
i know ye jaldi he
par kya kare bahot
sare sweet young
dashing smart
friends ko wish
karna hai
Socha pehle
BUZURGO ko nipta
dun(winking smiley)

Anna was annoyed at this reference to himself
being the younger one.the same naughtily taunting nature!
to have fun at others' expense!

deep at night,when Anna was making love with her
own emptiness, a message came......

Armaan:Two gems of lyf:
1."Liv life 2 express...
n not to impress..."
2."Dn't strive to
make ur presence
noticed,jst make ur
absence felt(smiling smiley)GUD
NITE, SWEET
DREAMS....

Next day:

silence.

Next day:

silence.

Next day:

in the afternoon,....after a long wait...message came.
a joint message.message of a couple,representing a
law firm.wishing her n her family A VERY HAPPY DIWALI!
Anna pondered over sending a message.then she deleted the
message n went to bed.did not sleep.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

an sms story16

anuja's: an sms story15

anuja's: an sms story15: ".......Boy kept d biggest n d most beautiful marble aside n gav d rest 2 girl. Girl gav him al her sweets as she had promised That night, ..."

an sms story15

.......Boy kept d biggest n
d most beautiful
marble aside n gav
d rest 2 girl.
Girl gav him al her
sweets as she had promised
That night, girl slept
peacefully.
But boy couldn't
sleep as he kept
wondering if d girl
had hidden some
Sweets frm him d
way he had hidden
his best marble.
Moral:
If U don't giv ur 100
% in a relatnship, U'l
always keep
doubtin if d other
person has givn
his/her 100%....
Stay true 2al
relations dat u
keep,may it
b ur friend, ur
Lover, ur employer,
n u'll surely get bak
d smiles dat u
spread.

Next day:

Anna for the first time in her life stepped into the depths of a river.or rather, rivers.
she felt peace in the waters.and there were birds.white, with black beauty spots
.they flew close to the water.and she prayed to Mother Ganges.to take away the pain,
as she held the water in her joined hands n the water dripped....like tears.she
remembered what she had read in The Heart of India,that Indians revered rivers as
they reminded them of their long-lost homeland and the shelter.and peace............

Next day:

Anna noticed that she had come to expect one message
a day from Armaan.she kept checking the Inbox.
and when she found none her heart broke.she took note
of this for the first time when her mobile had some technical
problems n it went blank.and pain......

Next day:

pain.

Next day:

pain.

Next day:

pain.

Next day:

pain.

Next day:

pain.

Next day:

pain.

Next day:

pain.

....................
...........................
........................

Next day:

Anna returned home.in the evening as she tried to
watch a movie on television.....

Armaan:A boy propsed a gal
saying:
"I lv u, I ws in lv
wid u frm d 1st
time i saw u,I cn do
anything 4 u, i cn
brng d stars frm d
skies.I cn opose d
whole world 4 u.i
cn live 4 u, i cn die
4 u":-
n girl replid politly..
":DADA, Bangla te
bolun, english
bujhte pari na."

anuja's: an sma story14

anuja's: an sma story14: "Armaan:You know why women starts with 'w'? BCoz all Questions start with 'w' who? w..."

an sma story14

Armaan:You know why women starts with
"w"?
BCoz all Questions start with "w"

   who?
   why?
   what?
   when?
   which?
   whom?
   where?
   n finally,
   wife....

Armaan:Only 2% students
had solve this cat
que in xam......
5+3+2=151022
9+2+4=183652
8+6+3=482466
5+4+5=202541
then
7+2+5=??????
answer me

Next day:

Anna was going to Allahabad.on her personal pilgrimage to the Ganges.to immerse herself in the streams where three rivers met.have been meeting for ages.like the streams that flowed from her eyes as she stared at the metal Buddha in her room.she was waiting for the train at the station in the evening when :

Armaan:A Very true and
Ironical Thought:
Loneliness is a
Special enjoyment
when chosen by
Ourself!!!
But very hard to
digest when gifted
by others.......

Armaan:Never blame any
one in your life
Good people give
happiness,
Bad people give
experience,
Worst people give u
a lesson
n
Best people give
memories.

Next day:

In Allahabad......

Armaan:WISH U N UR FAMILY
Marvelous 'Saptomi'
Enjoyable 'Astomi'
Hollyest 'Nobomi'
HAVE A GREAT
DURGA PUJA....
SHARDIYA
SHUBECHA(SMILING SMILEY)

Next day:

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baba.eto BRISHTI.
BHIJE GELAM.
tao elam bolte
Happy Durga pujo

Next day:

Armaan:A boy n a girl were
playing together.
boy had a collection
of marbles.
girl had some
sweets with her.
Boy told girl dat he'l
giv her al his
marbles in
exchange 4 her
sweets.
Girl agreed.........
   (to be contd.)

anuja's: an sms story13

anuja's: an sms story13: "Armaan:WAT BAD TASTE?THERES NUTHING LIKE THAT YAAR.AND PLZ DONT SAY SORY AGAIN ND AGAIN.I FAIL TO UNDERSTAND WAT R U ASHAMED OF, WAT FOR S..."

an sms story13

Armaan:WAT BAD TASTE?THERES NUTHING LIKE THAT YAAR.AND PLZ DONT SAY SORY
AGAIN ND AGAIN.I FAIL TO UNDERSTAND WAT R U ASHAMED OF,
WAT FOR SORY?

Armaan:ARE'NT U OVERREACTING?NOW
DONT TELL ME YAAR THAT U HAD STARTED FALLING IN LOVE WITH.....(MY MSGS)
AND WAS SHOCKED WHEN U
HEARD THAT I M MARRIED..
HA HA HA

Armaan:CASES AND THEIR
TREATMENT ACCORDING TO
CONTRACT ACT TRIAL OF A LOVER

1."jaan me tumhare
liye asman se tare
tor launga".
Treatment:
misrepresentation
Voidable agreement
2."me tumharey boy friend ko jaan
se mar dalunga."
Treatment:
Void agreement
3.tumhe mujhse shaadi karni
hi padhegi
Treatment:offer made by
coercion.
Void agreement
CONTRACT ACT
ROCKS!!

durga puja.festivity of light,joy, grandeur.the celebration
of womanhood and fertility.the woman in Anna hid her face in shame,
shame of failure,of life and fertility passing her by.

Armaan:Lal rang ki chunri se
saja ma ka
darbar,harsit hua
sansar,nanhe
nanhe kadmo se ma
'DURGA'aaye apke
dwar,mubrak ho
apko'NAVRATRI' KA
Tyohar.@JAI MATA DI@

Armaan:
N-NAV,
A-Aarti,
V-Vandana,
R-Roshni,
A-Aaradhana,
T-Tez,
R-Raakhne waali
A-Ambey maa
Aapki
Manokamnayen....
poori karen
......HAPPY NAVRATRI....

Next day:

Armaan:Sms kisko bhejna
chahiye?
Jo nazro se dur
magar khas ho,
Sukh-dukh me jiska
sath ho,
dil jiska "saaf" ho,
jaise ke hamare liye
"aap" ho......

Armaan:"change cant be
given to you
everytime
you only Must Bring
the change"
Great lines said by
.
.
.
.Mr. Dulal Das,Bus Conductor
(now read once
again)

Next day:

Armaan;If U r not having a
Good day,
dnt worry.No
problem
There are
many
other brands
like 50-50,Little
Hearts,Tiger etc.
Try them.
Tin Tin Tidin.......
(to be contd.)

an sms story13

anuja's: an sms story12

anuja's: an sms story12: "she groped in the darkness,suddenly aware of her life without the dreams of Armaan.dreams that made her laugh,gave her courage enough to fa..."

anuja's: an sms story12

anuja's: an sms story12: "she groped in the darkness,suddenly aware of her life without the dreams of Armaan.dreams that made her laugh,gave her courage enough to fa..."

an sms story12

she groped in the darkness,suddenly aware of her life without the dreams of Armaan.dreams that made her laugh,gave her courage enough to face the drab, dreary world of pain.and there was her own silence that killed her.her fingers itched to type messages to the only man she had ever thought of as her very own.she didn't give it a lofty name-this attraction.a pure biological attraction that is so rare in the society of convenience.

Next day:

silence.

Next day:

silence.

Next day:

Anna went to the adjacent town, to a friend's.Hard to hide.she hid it.read out loud some Keats-Ode to a Nightingale-deep into the night.

Next day:

In the morning:

Armaan:I AM SORRY.THERE
WAS SOME
MISUNDERSTANDING.
I AM FEELING SO
ASHAMED.HAD I KNOWN
THAT U DON'T
TALK TO MARRIED
PEOPLE,I WUD
NOT HAV MSGD U.

Armaan:When god leaves u at
edge of difficulty,trust him
fully, because only 2 things
can happen-either he will catch u
when u fall or he will teach u how to fly!

Armaan:
Reality:
The maximum time
u will hav to spend
in ur life is with
URSELF
So make URSELF as
interesting as possible
U'l never get bored.

Next day:

Armaan:WATS THE PROBLEM WID U
YAAR?U R BEHAVING IN A
REALY PECULIAR
MANNER.ISNT IT?
DO FRNDS SUDDENLY
STOP TALKING
DUE TO MARITAL STATUS?
IS IT FAIR? ASK URSELF.

Anna gave in.

Anna:My smss were in
bad taste. Though
unintentionally. I
am deeply ashamed
n' i do not repeat
wrong deeds. Sorry
again.Bye.
(to be contd.)

anuja's: an sms story11

anuja's: an sms story11: "Armaan;Nice Sentence by CHANAKYA- 'U r born without anything but U die with ur name.So, that name should not be a word, it must be a H..."

an sms story11

Armaan;Nice Sentence by
CHANAKYA-
"U r born without
anything but U die
with ur name.So,
that name should
not be a word, it
must be a
HISTORY!!"(winking smiley)

Armaan:Unki yaad mein
hum rote rahe,
Bewafa woh nikle
badnaam hum hote
rahe.
Pyar mein
madhoshi Ka aalam
to dekhiye,
Dhool chehre pe thi
aur hum aaina
dhote rahe.

Armaan:Santa goes 2 police
station"mujhe fon
par dhamki mil rahi
hai".Inspector-Kon
de ra hai?Santa-
MTNL wale kahte
hai bill nhi bhara
to kat denge..

Armaan:Mat mila in DOSTO
se ae KHUDA
Ye hume barbad
karte he
Hum to SMS KI
BAUCHHAR KARTE HE
Or ye to 1 paise k
liye bhi VICHHAR
karte hai...

silence.silence silence.....Anna went to 'create message' n
pressed numb fingers:

Anna:Sorry, it seems i had
some
misunderstanding.
Plz don't sms me
again.I am
extremely ashamed.

Armaan:WHAT?KI BOLCHIS RE
ANNA?PAGOL
HOEGECHIS?WAT
MISUNDERSTANDING?
WHY ASHAMED? R U
MAD?WATS THIS
NONSENS YAAR?

Anna:I did'nt know u
were married.
Otherwise i
would'nt have been
messaging u.

Armaan:WOW..HA HA HA!
IS IT A CRIME
GETTING MARRIED?
HAVE I SUDDENLY
BECOME UNTOUCHABLE?
JA GHUMO
EBAAR U R TIRED.
GO TO SLEEP.

A long night....endless night.sleepless darkness closed in around her.she had read in The Little Prince about the fragile, beautiful rose. Anna found herself without her own unique rose.void.

Next day:

In the morning.....

Armaan:SHRI RAM CHANDRA JI
KO LANKAPE
ATTACK KARNA HAI
1000 BANDARON KI JARURAT
PADEGI.999 BHEJ
DIYE HAIN.MSG
MILTE HI NIKLO
BOLO JAI SHRI RAM!

Armaan;Bhari bhari pathro se
mandir banaye
ja rahe hai...
chuna mitti milakar masjid
chunaye ja rahe hai...
kahte hai sabhi ke
faisle wo malik karte hai
malik par faisle sunaye ja rahe hai.....

Armaan:Rajni Rocks again!!!Dis is d Ultimate 1....
.
.
.
.
A girl lost her virginity n
went crying to Rajnikant He got it back
for her...
yenna raskala mind it

Armaan:SO MEAN...I NEVER THOUGHT
U WER SO NARROW MINDED.JA KATTI(smiley with a sorry face)

Anna:silenced.
(to be contd.)

anuja's: an sms story10

anuja's: an sms story10: "Next day: Armaan:Golu ki Tange Nili Ho Gayi Dr.-Zeher hai Katni Padegi Tang Kaat ke nakli Lagai 2 Din Baad-nakli Tange B Nili Dr.-Ab Bima..."

an sms story10

Next day:

Armaan:Golu ki Tange Nili
Ho Gayi
Dr.-Zeher hai Katni
Padegi
Tang Kaat ke nakli
Lagai
2 Din Baad-nakli
Tange B Nili
Dr.-Ab Bimari Samaj
Ayi
JEANS Rang chorti
hai.

Armaan:Kirpya dhyan
dijiye......
Dhyan dene ka
Bahut-bahut
shukriya ab apna
Kam Kijiye..!

Armaan:Population Control
system
in PAKISTAN:-
HUM
DO
HAMARE
DO
uske baad jitne ho,
AATANKWADI bana
do

Thandi hai COFFEE
garam kar lo,Is
PATHAR Dil ko thora
sa NaRaM kar
lo,Tumharey hotey
huwey InBox khali
hai, Thori si to Dear
sharam Kar lo.

On the day of Ayodhya verdict:

Anna was getting impatient for messages.Messages began to come in the afternoon.

Armaan:Breaking news:
IT IS LEARNT-Out -of-
Court settlement in
Ayodhya case.
Muslims agree 2 let
build d temple
there,provided it is
constructed by
Kalmadi!

Anna:ha ha!

Anna:If we r on the road
to ruin,it is b'coz
we have neither
the true spirit of
religion,nor the
true spirit of patriotism nor love
of our nation-
badshah khan

Armaan:Ayodhya ka reslt
aa gaya h mubarak
ho
.
.
.
.
.
"pub" banega....!(winking smiley)

Next day:

An 18yr old girl got
pregnant
shouting,crying
mother says:
"who was d pig?
Cal him"
Half an hr latr
a latest modl
limousine stops in
front of her house n
a mature grey hair
in a vry expnsiv
suit,steps out
Man:Ur daughter has
informed me of d
prblm Hwevr I cant
marry her,
bt if a grl is born i
offr 2 stores,a villa n
2 millions,
if a boy is born,den
2 factories n 5
millions
bt in case of
miscarriage,
wt do u sugest I
do?"
Mother:
Plz try again.

at night,as Anna was expecting some affection,some shayari to make her sleep:

Armaan:Fact of life:When a
girl attains
maturity,she wants
to wear a bra...
When a boy attains
maturity,he wants
to remove it....
sent via fullonsms.com

Anna:khub paka
hoyechhis!

Armaan:arre paka to kobe
chhilam,ab to peke
pochte laglam.

Armaan:Santa looking at
name plate of air
hostess above her
left breast...
Teena? n asked
"thats a cute name.
Doosre waley ka
naam nahin rakha?

Armaan:Whats the coolest
thing about
Examination Hall?
Its d only Place
where You can
Openly say to a Girl
"dikha de na pls",
main 2min me kar
lunga.

Armaan:Lady to Rikshawala:
Kyo Bhai andar tak
Jayega Kya..?
Rikshawala:Bilkul
Jayega, madam.
Tabhi to Khada Kya
Hai,
Lady:To Fir Ghuma
Ke Piche se le lo..

Armaan:Keno re?tui ekhono
kochi roechhis?ha
ha BAH Re,2To
BACHAR BABA HOEU
JODI NA PAKA HOI
TO PAKBO KOBE?60
PLUS HOWAR POR?
WHAT PRECOCIOUS?
FATHER OF TWO CHILDREN YAAR!

Armaan:Aapki palkon me
Khwab sajaye Koi,
Aapki Aankho me
sapne de jaye koi,
Lekin us din na
bhool jana hume,
Jis din humse
achchha mil jaye
Koi......

Armaan:Wo dosti hi kiya
jisme duriyaan na
ho wo apnapan hi
kya jisme ladai na
ho wo dil hi kya
jisme dard na ho
wo mobile hi kya
jisme mera SMS na
ho.
(to be contd.)

anuja's: an sms story9

anuja's: an sms story9: "Armaan:'JAAN' MANGOGE TO JAAN DENGE, 'dil' mangoge to dil denge, 'DHADKAN' MANGOGE to dhadkan denge, Q KI? . . . . . . teeno film ki 'CD' me..."

an sms story9

Armaan:"JAAN" MANGOGE
TO JAAN DENGE,
"dil" mangoge
to dil denge,
"DHADKAN' MANGOGE
to dhadkan denge,
Q KI?
.
.
.
.
.
.
teeno film ki
"CD" mere pas hain.

Armaan:BOY 2 GOD-Ghar se
U.S.A. tk road banao..
GOD-Muskil he or
Kuch mago..
BOY-aisi GF do jo
mere siva kisi ladke
Ko na chahe..
GOD-Road kab banana
shuru karu...

Armaan:Education related
songs:-SCHOOL-
Apni to pathsala
masti ki pathsala
TUITION-Idhar chala
main udhar chala.
MATHS-Ajeeb dastan
hain ye kaah suru
kaha khatam
SCIENCE-Ah khushi
se khudkhushi
karle.GEOGRAPHY-
Musafir hoon yaaro.
ACCOUNT-Kyu paisa
paisa karti hain kyu
paise pe tu marti
hain.EXAM-Zehreeli
raatein ninde udd
jati hain.RESULT-Jiya dhadak jiya
dharak jiya dharak jaaye.PAAS-Aaj
main upar aasman
niche.FAIL-Jag suna
suna lage...!

Anna:Wow!! What a
collection,yaar!

Armaan:THANKS YAAR!AKHIR
KUCH TO KAHA
TUMNE.I THOUGHT
KI TUM NAARAZ HO.

Anna:Meri narajgi ki kimat
das messages? To
aur bhi gussa
karungi.

Armaan:Muslim ladki ko
Hindu ladke se
shadi karne k fayde,
-BURKHE se ajadi,7-
8 Deliveri se mukti,-
No risk of TALAK,-
clean shave pati,
Aur sabse khas
cheej-

Armaan:1 pagal tha wo sms
padh raha tha use
pata tha ki sender
ne use pagal kaha
hai wo fir bhi sms
padh raha tha.kya
karta?Bechara
pagal jo tha.....

at night,around 11p.m.,this message came:

Armaan:AAM ZINDAGI
Bfrnd- I want 2
sleep on ur breast.
Grlfrnd-keep
quiet(slaps him)
MENTOS ZINDAGI
bfrnd-i want 2
listen ur heart beat.
Grlfrnd-so sweet,
aja mera bacha.

Next day:

Armaan:UNAVOIDABLE
SENTENCE
How strange is the
logic of our mind?
WE look for
compromise when
we are wrong.
But we look for
justice when others
are wrong.
(to be contd.)

anuja's: an sms story8

anuja's: an sms story8: "Anna:what do u mean? Armaan:NOTHING.OK. I THOUGHT U WERE ALWAYZ LIKE THAT. A CRACKPOT.HA HA. Anna:Is it fair when i am answering all ur ..."

an sms story8

Anna:what do u mean?

Armaan:NOTHING.OK.
I THOUGHT U WERE
ALWAYZ LIKE THAT.
A CRACKPOT.HA HA.

Anna:Is it fair when i am
answering all ur
queries,u are not
doing the same?

Armaan:KYA YAAR.WAT WUD
AOMEONE THINK
WHEN A SMART ND
BUTIFUL YOUNG GAL
ALWAYS KEPT DEAD
SILENT ND
RESERVED?LOVE,
AFAIR,HEART,HURT
ETC.OBVIOUSLY.OR
MADNESS CRACKPO..

Anna:In short,what all
crackpots in the
world ud think.

.............

Anna:This is the last song
that i am sending,a
favourite of mine-
how can i forget
when each face
that i see brings
back memories of
being with you,i
just can't go on
living life as i do...

Armaan:HMM..BT Y LAST
SONG?

Next day:

Armaan:"Only 842 girls are
left for every 1000
Boys in India..Save
Girls,
We can save the
Tigers later..."
-Bike ke piche aur
theatre ki corner
seat ke baaju mein
ladki chahiye ya
Tiger??
Spread awareness!!

Armaan:Santa-Phone pe
itni dhimi aawaz
me kisse bat kr rhe
ho?? Banta-Bahan
hai!Santa-To fir
itni dhimi aawaz
me kis liye? Banta-
Tumhari hai!!

Anna:silence.

Next day:

Armaan:Baba Ramdev ne
naak se saans
Kheenchi aur fir
niche se PAAD
diya!!!1
bhakt:Baba ye kaun
sa aasan tha?
Baba:cross
ventilation...!!!!

Anna:silence.

Armaan:Bra or baniyan me
Kya fark hai
sardar:baniyan me
Kapda jyada hota
hai or load kam.Bra
me Kapda Kam hota
hai or load jyada.....

Anna:silence.

Armaan:OLD SAYING: EARLY 2
bed ,early 2 rise,
makes a man
healthy n wise.
NEW SAYING:-Early 2
bed n early 2 rise
will make ur
woman go 2 other
guys(smiling smiley)

Anna:silence.

Armaan:Aaj Newspaper me
padha ki doston ko
SMS Karne se dil ki
bimari ho sakti hai..!
To aaj se BAND!!!
Kya?
Sms?
Nahi re baba
newspaper...

Anna:silence.

Armaan:The best
relationship in world is
when you hold the hand of
the person and the person walks with
you,without asking
"where" and
"why"..(smiling smiley)

Anna:silence.

Pagal 1 Khali paper
Ko choom raha tha.
Pagal 2:Ye Kya hai,
Pgal1:Love letter
hai,Pagal 2:Magar
ye to khali hai.
Pagal1:Aajkal bol
chal band hai
na, isiliye...

Anna:silence.

Armaan:Bus Accident-Man
Crying:Mera hath
kat gaya.Bahut
dard ho raha
hai.SRDAR:Abey
chup baith. wo
dekh uske gala kat
gaya, Fir bhi
chupchaap para
hai..
(to be contd.)

an sms story8

Armaan:NOTHING.OK.
I THOUGHT U WERE
ALWAYZ LIKE THAT.
A CRACKPOT.HA HA.

Anna:Is it fair when i am
answering all ur
queries,u are not
doing the same?

Friday, February 4, 2011

anuja's: an sms story7

anuja's: an sms story7: "............... Anna:That was a very famous julia roberts movie song.How would i know you haven't heard?sorry. Armaan:HEY DONT SAY S..."

an sms story7

...............
Anna:That was a very famous julia roberts movie song.How would i know you haven't heard?sorry.

Armaan:HEY DONT SAY SORY
TAAR CRACKPOT.I
MOSTLY LISTEN OLD HINDI
SONGS ND PANKAJ
UDAS GAZALS,BY DA
WAY WATS DA ANS?

Anna:Leave it.And by the
way,what is a crackpot?
And have u ever heard of
'madhushala',poetry
book by harvansh
rai bachhan?

Armaan:No

Armaan:If you do not like
any Rule,
just follow it,
Reach to the top n
Change the Rule.
Thats called
Attitude!!
Do your Best n
Leave the Rest.

Anna:Mantra to success?
By Armaanbaba?

Armaan:Armababa.

Anna:o.k.Armababa,aap kaun se channel pe aate ho?

Armaan:AAP KI AASTHA.

Anna:ha ha!pun intended?

Armaan:WATS UR
SCHOOLING?WICH
SCHOOL?

why he avoids the 'pun' thing?she decides to ignore.

Anna:why?

Armaan:JUST ASKING.BATA
NA.CARMEL?

Anna:No.Gmps.

Armaan:FULL FORM BOLO
YAR.IS IT IN
DURGAPUR?

Anna:Girls multipurpose
high school,b-zone,durgapur.happy?now
why?

Armaan:MULTIPURPOSE?
WOW HA HA..

Anna:Still not saying the
reason.Very clever!

Armaan:ANYWAY LEAVE IT..

Anna:Either answer it,or
i quit.

Armaan:TIT 4 TAT BABY..
FIRST UR ANSR

Anna:Goodnight!

Armaan:ITS NOT FAIR ANNA..
GIV AND TAKE.COLD,
GLOW THEN?

Anna:It takes a very easy
guess!I am going
to sleep. bye!

Armaan:O.K. AS U WISH.
GUDNITE.HA HA HA

Ann:silence. the sms tone keeps ringing.ting..tingting..

Armaan:SONE WALE KO
KAUN ROK SAKTA
HAI BHAI...HE HE HE

Anna:Ha ha!Verry funny!

Armaan:KYO PARESHAN HO
RAHI HAI DEAR.
ARAM SE SHANTI SE
SONA HAI TO ANS. DE
ANS. LE.

Anna:Take a 'u'-turn.

Armaan:The words that
spoiled many Boys
life..
DUDE...
SHE'S LOOKING AT
U....(winking smiley)

Anna:Goodnight

Armaan:KHUB RAAG NA?HO
HO HO

Armaan:I WAS ABSOLUTELY
RIGHT ANNA.U HAVNT
CHANGED A BIT.AS
STRONG AS ALWAYS
B4.REALLY A HARD
NUT TO CRACK.OK
LISTEN...

Armaan:I ASKED UR SCHULING
BCOZ I THINK UR
HOBBIES,TALKS AND
ATTITUDE IS LIKE
CARMELITES.AND UR
ENGLISH IS ALSO
SIMILARLY STRNG.

Armaan:HAPY NOW?GUD
NITE.

Next day:

In the morning....

Anna:This is a favourite song of mine-late at
night when all the
world is sleeping,i
stay up late and
think of you and i
wish on a star,that
somewhere you are
thinking of me too.

Armaan:No answer.

...............

Armaan:Gandhiji n Mallika
Dono Kapde tyag
diye Ek Desh Ke liye
Dusre Deshwasion
Ke liye.

Armaan:7 promises should
be taken before
choosing LAW:
1.I hv already njoyed
my life in childhood.

2.I love tension.

3.I luv 2 work
on sundays n holidays.

4.I wnt 2 take
revenge on myself

5.I dnt wnt 2 marry b4 30.

6.I wnt 2 stdy until
my death.

7.I dnt wnt hair on
my head.(winking smiley)

Anna:If you want the
rainbow,you have
to put up with the
rain.

Armaan:TELL ME SOMETHING
FRANKLY ANNA IF U
DONT MIND.WHY
WERE U ALWAYS SO
ALOOF,SILENT N
RESERVED TYPE WEN
WE USED TO STUDY
2GETHER?UR
BEHAVIOUR WAS SO
PECULIAR ND U
NEVER USED TO TALK
TO ANYONE.
HAMESHA APNE HI
KHAYALON ME KHOI
REHTI THI.WHY.I
THINK I HAVNT
TALKED 2U SO MUCH
IN THOSE 3 YEARS AS
I DID IN THE LAST
FEW DAYS.NOW I
FEEL U R SO
TALKATIVE N
INTERESTING THEN
WHY WAS THAT
SILENCE..?

Armaan:A DEEP SILENCE..
LIKE A STONE...WHY?

Anna:B'coz i was
depressed to the
breaking point.

Armaan:MEANS?WAT
BREAKING POINT?
DEPRESSED FOR
WAT?ANY AFFAIR?

Anna:B'coz i wanted to
be a stone and i
was shy.

Armaan:BUT WHY?

Anna:Well there was this
political persecution at our area and baba
got ill.i was afraid.
very.

Armaan:WAT POLITICAL
PERSECUTION?WAT
R U TALKING ABOUT?
BE CLEAR?

Anna:baba was die-hard
supporter of the
opposition party.and it was
a stronghold of the
party in power.newspapers
ud tell u what they
do.

Armaan:I THINK THERE WAS
SOMETHING MORE
THAN ONLY BEING
AFRAID...IF I M NOT
WRONG.HURT?
(to be contd.)

Thursday, February 3, 2011

an sms story6

In the beauty parlour:

Armaan:A save electricity caption:
"don't you just hate it when someone turns you on and leaves?"WHY R U BEHAVING LIKE THIS?TELL THE ANS YAR.

Anna:Turn on the switch of ur brain, instead,plz.

Armaan:I HAV TURNED ALL THE SWITCHES ON.NO IDEA WATS THE ANS.

Anna:Then it is better for U not to know the answer.

Armaan:U HAV STILL NOT CHANGED ANNA.THE SAME OLD CRACKPOT!

Anna:Thanks for the compliment,yaar!

Armaan:Bhagwaan ka diya sab kuchh hai...
Buks h
Notes h
Time h
maukah h
Or hausla to itna h
Ki jab chahu padh
sakta hu..
bas 1 hi baat ki
Kami h..
mood(winking smiley)

Anna:silence.

the girls at the beauty parlour were getting irritated as the sms tone kept ringing continuously.Anna faced their wrath as she lay in the curtained, shadowed enclosure.they wanted her to switch off the tone at least and Anna didn't know how to.she hadn't much confidence about the many features of a mobile.she just receives and sends calls.this continuous messaging thing is a completely new experience for her, growing fast into an addiction.

Armaan:Suhagraat me GOLU confuse ho
gaya ki Nayi Biwi se kya
bole?
AKHIR me bola-Apke papa
Ko malum h na ki ap mere sath ho(smiling smiley)

Anna:silence.

Armaan:God is male or
female?
ANS:MALE,Bcoz he
likes
Pooja,Aarti,
Aradhana,Archana,
Bhakti,Jyoti,
Upasana,Vandana
etc.,
GOD tussi great ho!

Anna:silence.

Armaan:UFF...KYA RE?KYON BHEJA
FRY KAR RAHI
HAI?
BATANA HAI TO BATADE
ANSWER.
TOFFEE DUNGA

Anna:mujhe toffee nahi chahiye.

Armaan:TO KYA CHAHIYE
BABY?
BOLO BETI KYA
CHAHIYE?ICE
CREAM?LOLLYPOP?
ACHHI BACHI KI
TARAH ANS.BATAO.

Armaan:Solve this IQ.
5+3=3
9+1=9
8+6=3
5+4=2
Then
7+2=?
U wil be called
genius if u solve
this...
If u cant, then ask
me, the ultim8
genius!!

Anna:my iq is low.

Armaan:SAME HERE..HAHA

Armaan:If you do not like
any Rule,
just follow it,
Reach to the top n
Change the Rule.
Thats called
ATTITUDE!!
Do your Best n
Leave the Rest...

Armaan:AB JALDI SE ANS.
BATA DE NAHI TO..

Anna:Nahi to?

Armaan:PAKAD KE PITUNGA

Anna:not that easy!
(to be contd.)

an sms story5

deep in my heart i am
concealing things
that i am longing to
say.scared to confess what i am
feeling, frightened
you will slip away.

Armaan:I KNOW..I MEAN I HAV HEARD.
............Then..
Armaan:WHY?WATS SO INTERESTING ABOUT THAT SONG?I THINK THERE'S A HINDI SONG
TOO WITH EXACTLY SAME MEANING BUT CAN'T RECOLLECT IT YAAR.
TRIED A LOT.

Anna:silence.

Armaan:HAV U HEARD THE TITLE SONG OF AMITABH'S THODI SI BEWAFAI?"HAZAR RAHEN MUD KE DEKHI, KAHIN SE KOI SADA NA AYI".SOME LINES OF THIS SONG R THODA SIMILAR TO THE ONE U WERE SAYING.LISTEN"TUMHE YE ZID THI KI HUM BULAYEN,HAME YAKEEN THA KI WO PUKAREN.HAI NAAM HOTO PE AB BHI LEKIN,AWAZ ME PADH GAI DARAREN....

Anna:Yeah!

Armaan:Whats Love?
You Look At Her n
She Looks At U??
No!!
love Is When U
Both Look At World
Together And World
says,
"They Look Great
Together...!!!"

Anna:wow!

she went to sleep.why this barrier?dararen? yet she was happy in a long time.after a long long wait she got to hear what she had always wanted to hear. love! from Armaan.and she was happy that Armaan finally said the words of his heart...to her.went to the rose garden, and finally, was able to take in the smell,strong n sweet.roses came to her with all their perfumed beauty after ten long years.

Next day:

In the morning:

Armaan:God is...above U-to bless U.Below
u- to support U.Before U-to guide U.Behind u-to protect u.Beside U-to comfort U n inside U to develop U.gud mrng n hv a nice day.

2nd message:breaking news-Suresh Kalmadi tried to hang himself in stadium but the ceiling collapsed!

In the evening:A save electricity caption:"don't you hate it when someone turns you on and leaves?"

Anna:'too good'!

.........after some afterthought,

Anna:chalne hi chalne mein kitna
jeevan, hai, bita dala!
'dur abhi hain', par, kehta hain
har path batlanebala;
   himmat hain na badhun aage ko,
   sahas hain na phirun pichhe;
kinkartavyavimudh mujhe kar
dur khari hain madhushala.

Armaan:WAH WAH GAZAB KI HINDI HAI BOSS!

...............
Anna:'someday, when the world is cold,i get a glow,just thinking of......'

Armaan:'someday...WHAT?BEING
OLD?'

'someday....,COMPLETE THE SENTENCE YAAR'.

'someday...BRANDY?RUM?
BLANKET?JACKET?FIREPLACE?
A HOT....WHAT IS IT,YAR?

Anna:'use ur dimaag, if got any.'

Armaan:I HAVE USED MY LTD DIMAAG,HAHA.

Anna:'too limited,sadly.

Armaan:ANSWER BOLBI KI NA?
'someday....WAT IS IT YAAR ANNA?

Anna:BOLBO NA.Plz read
in my posthumous memoirs when it is published.

Armaan:'posthumous memoirs when it is published.NOW WAT IS THAT?
U R REALY MAD.'

Armaan:JA BOLIS NA JA.'

Anna went to beauty parlour to have facial.
   (to be contd.)

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

an sms story4

.....
   Armaan:A woman was Kidnapped...
   The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her husband
   n demanded money...
   husband replied-
   I want more proof
   MUNDI BHEJO MUNDI...

   Gabber:Are O Sambha ye kon log hai jo
   sms ka jawab Nhi dete?
   SAMBHA:Sardar ye wo log hai jo missed call karne
   k baad bhi balance check karte hai.

   Then the masterpiece came which finally broke Anna's resolve to appear cool n detached.

   Kitabo ke panno ko
   palat kar sochta hu,
   yu palat jaye meri
   Zindagi toh kya
   baat hai,
   Khwabo mein roj
   milti hai jo mujhe,
   hakikat mein woh
   milne aaye toh kya
   baat hai,
   Kuch matlab ke liye
   dhundte hai sab
   mujhko,
   bin matlab jo koi
   bulaye toh kya baat
   hai,
   Katl kar ke toh sab
   le jayenge dil mera,
   Koi bato se mera dil
   le jaye to kya baat
   hai,
   Jo shareefo ki
   sharafat mein baat
   na ho,
   Ek bewafa woh
   keh jaye toh kya
   baat hai,
   Apne rehne tak to
   Khushi dunga sab
   ko,
   Jo Kisi ko meri
   maut pe Khushi mil
   jaye toh kya baat
   hai.

   Anna:Have U heard this song?-....................
   (to be contd.)

an sms story3

Next day:

Anna:Usta ahmai yahmai ushta kahmaichit.
   -9a.m.

Anna was sleeping a heavy yet fretful sleep when messages began to come around at 4p.m.

Armaan: Height of Super Coolness..
   Keeping Reminder
   in Mobile saying,
   .

   .

   .

   .
   "Exams start
   2day, Attend it"..!

   Superiority of
   women:What is the next
   big thing that a guy has to do
   after winning an argument
   with his girlfriend??
   Apologise!!!

   Japanese Proverb:
   If One can do it,you can do it;
   If None can do it,
   You must do it.

   Indian Version:
   If one can do it,Let
   him do it;
   If none can do it,
   leave it.

   West Bengal Version:
   If one can do it,
   Stop him from
   doing it;
   If none can do it,
   Call a strike against it...

   Anna:Ha Ha!

   CLEVER WIFE: Suno ji, doctor
   ne mujhe 10 din k araam k
   liye kisi Hill station par jane
   Ko Kaha hai, hum Kahan
   jayenge?
   INTELLIGENT HUSBAND:Doosre Dr. Ke Paas.

   Anna: silence....wait ...wait...wait....

   Armaan:Solve this IQ
   5+3=1628
   9+1= 80810
   8+6= 28214
   5+4= 919
   Then
   7+2= ?
   U wil b called genius if U
   solve this.....
   If U cant, then ask me, the ultim8 genius!!
   -1p.m.

   Anna:919
   ...............................................................................
..............................................................................
   .............................................
   Armaan:Who r We
   Hindu or Muslim?
   Wen there's 'Ali' in
   DiwAli n 'Ram' in Ramzan,
   Help India in being UNITED!
   Spread dis Sms as far
   as u can..be4 28th Sep2
   save INDIA.

   Anna:India can't be saved.
   Stop being so worried.

   Armaan:HEY!WHAT WAS THAT?WHEN DID U GO TO AFRICA?

   Anna:That was a Parsi saying:Happiness comes to
   those who bring happiness to others.

   Armaan:OH I SEE ANN.I THOUGHT U HAVE SETTLED IN AFRICA AT LAST.

   Anna:I thought Africa was the favourite of Discovery Channel wale!

   Anna loved"Ann" from him.It was music in her eyes!That day in Kolkata court corridor, and
   now  this.A bit of happy reaction set in.
   (to be contd.)