Armaan;Nice Sentence by
CHANAKYA-
"U r born without
anything but U die
with ur name.So,
that name should
not be a word, it
must be a
HISTORY!!"(winking smiley)
Armaan:Unki yaad mein
hum rote rahe,
Bewafa woh nikle
badnaam hum hote
rahe.
Pyar mein
madhoshi Ka aalam
to dekhiye,
Dhool chehre pe thi
aur hum aaina
dhote rahe.
Armaan:Santa goes 2 police
station"mujhe fon
par dhamki mil rahi
hai".Inspector-Kon
de ra hai?Santa-
MTNL wale kahte
hai bill nhi bhara
to kat denge..
Armaan:Mat mila in DOSTO
se ae KHUDA
Ye hume barbad
karte he
Hum to SMS KI
BAUCHHAR KARTE HE
Or ye to 1 paise k
liye bhi VICHHAR
karte hai...
silence.silence silence.....Anna went to 'create message' n
pressed numb fingers:
Anna:Sorry, it seems i had
some
misunderstanding.
Plz don't sms me
again.I am
extremely ashamed.
Armaan:WHAT?KI BOLCHIS RE
ANNA?PAGOL
HOEGECHIS?WAT
MISUNDERSTANDING?
WHY ASHAMED? R U
MAD?WATS THIS
NONSENS YAAR?
Anna:I did'nt know u
were married.
Otherwise i
would'nt have been
messaging u.
Armaan:WOW..HA HA HA!
IS IT A CRIME
GETTING MARRIED?
HAVE I SUDDENLY
BECOME UNTOUCHABLE?
JA GHUMO
EBAAR U R TIRED.
GO TO SLEEP.
A long night....endless night.sleepless darkness closed in around her.she had read in The Little Prince about the fragile, beautiful rose. Anna found herself without her own unique rose.void.
Next day:
In the morning.....
Armaan:SHRI RAM CHANDRA JI
KO LANKAPE
ATTACK KARNA HAI
1000 BANDARON KI JARURAT
PADEGI.999 BHEJ
DIYE HAIN.MSG
MILTE HI NIKLO
BOLO JAI SHRI RAM!
Armaan;Bhari bhari pathro se
mandir banaye
ja rahe hai...
chuna mitti milakar masjid
chunaye ja rahe hai...
kahte hai sabhi ke
faisle wo malik karte hai
malik par faisle sunaye ja rahe hai.....
Armaan:Rajni Rocks again!!!Dis is d Ultimate 1....
.
.
.
.
A girl lost her virginity n
went crying to Rajnikant He got it back
for her...
yenna raskala mind it
Armaan:SO MEAN...I NEVER THOUGHT
U WER SO NARROW MINDED.JA KATTI(smiley with a sorry face)
Anna:silenced.
(to be contd.)
CHANAKYA-
"U r born without
anything but U die
with ur name.So,
that name should
not be a word, it
must be a
HISTORY!!"(winking smiley)
Armaan:Unki yaad mein
hum rote rahe,
Bewafa woh nikle
badnaam hum hote
rahe.
Pyar mein
madhoshi Ka aalam
to dekhiye,
Dhool chehre pe thi
aur hum aaina
dhote rahe.
Armaan:Santa goes 2 police
station"mujhe fon
par dhamki mil rahi
hai".Inspector-Kon
de ra hai?Santa-
MTNL wale kahte
hai bill nhi bhara
to kat denge..
Armaan:Mat mila in DOSTO
se ae KHUDA
Ye hume barbad
karte he
Hum to SMS KI
BAUCHHAR KARTE HE
Or ye to 1 paise k
liye bhi VICHHAR
karte hai...
silence.silence silence.....Anna went to 'create message' n
pressed numb fingers:
Anna:Sorry, it seems i had
some
misunderstanding.
Plz don't sms me
again.I am
extremely ashamed.
Armaan:WHAT?KI BOLCHIS RE
ANNA?PAGOL
HOEGECHIS?WAT
MISUNDERSTANDING?
WHY ASHAMED? R U
MAD?WATS THIS
NONSENS YAAR?
Anna:I did'nt know u
were married.
Otherwise i
would'nt have been
messaging u.
Armaan:WOW..HA HA HA!
IS IT A CRIME
GETTING MARRIED?
HAVE I SUDDENLY
BECOME UNTOUCHABLE?
JA GHUMO
EBAAR U R TIRED.
GO TO SLEEP.
A long night....endless night.sleepless darkness closed in around her.she had read in The Little Prince about the fragile, beautiful rose. Anna found herself without her own unique rose.void.
Next day:
In the morning.....
Armaan:SHRI RAM CHANDRA JI
KO LANKAPE
ATTACK KARNA HAI
1000 BANDARON KI JARURAT
PADEGI.999 BHEJ
DIYE HAIN.MSG
MILTE HI NIKLO
BOLO JAI SHRI RAM!
Armaan;Bhari bhari pathro se
mandir banaye
ja rahe hai...
chuna mitti milakar masjid
chunaye ja rahe hai...
kahte hai sabhi ke
faisle wo malik karte hai
malik par faisle sunaye ja rahe hai.....
Armaan:Rajni Rocks again!!!Dis is d Ultimate 1....
.
.
.
.
A girl lost her virginity n
went crying to Rajnikant He got it back
for her...
yenna raskala mind it
Armaan:SO MEAN...I NEVER THOUGHT
U WER SO NARROW MINDED.JA KATTI(smiley with a sorry face)
Anna:silenced.
(to be contd.)
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