Next day:
Armaan:Golu ki Tange Nili
Ho Gayi
Dr.-Zeher hai Katni
Padegi
Tang Kaat ke nakli
Lagai
2 Din Baad-nakli
Tange B Nili
Dr.-Ab Bimari Samaj
Ayi
JEANS Rang chorti
hai.
Armaan:Kirpya dhyan
dijiye......
Dhyan dene ka
Bahut-bahut
shukriya ab apna
Kam Kijiye..!
Armaan:Population Control
system
in PAKISTAN:-
HUM
DO
HAMARE
DO
uske baad jitne ho,
AATANKWADI bana
do
Thandi hai COFFEE
garam kar lo,Is
PATHAR Dil ko thora
sa NaRaM kar
lo,Tumharey hotey
huwey InBox khali
hai, Thori si to Dear
sharam Kar lo.
On the day of Ayodhya verdict:
Anna was getting impatient for messages.Messages began to come in the afternoon.
Armaan:Breaking news:
IT IS LEARNT-Out -of-
Court settlement in
Ayodhya case.
Muslims agree 2 let
build d temple
there,provided it is
constructed by
Kalmadi!
Anna:ha ha!
Anna:If we r on the road
to ruin,it is b'coz
we have neither
the true spirit of
religion,nor the
true spirit of patriotism nor love
of our nation-
badshah khan
Armaan:Ayodhya ka reslt
aa gaya h mubarak
ho
.
.
.
.
.
"pub" banega....!(winking smiley)
Next day:
An 18yr old girl got
pregnant
shouting,crying
mother says:
"who was d pig?
Cal him"
Half an hr latr
a latest modl
limousine stops in
front of her house n
a mature grey hair
in a vry expnsiv
suit,steps out
Man:Ur daughter has
informed me of d
prblm Hwevr I cant
marry her,
bt if a grl is born i
offr 2 stores,a villa n
2 millions,
if a boy is born,den
2 factories n 5
millions
bt in case of
miscarriage,
wt do u sugest I
do?"
Mother:
Plz try again.
at night,as Anna was expecting some affection,some shayari to make her sleep:
Armaan:Fact of life:When a
girl attains
maturity,she wants
to wear a bra...
When a boy attains
maturity,he wants
to remove it....
sent via fullonsms.com
Anna:khub paka
hoyechhis!
Armaan:arre paka to kobe
chhilam,ab to peke
pochte laglam.
Armaan:Santa looking at
name plate of air
hostess above her
left breast...
Teena? n asked
"thats a cute name.
Doosre waley ka
naam nahin rakha?
Armaan:Whats the coolest
thing about
Examination Hall?
Its d only Place
where You can
Openly say to a Girl
"dikha de na pls",
main 2min me kar
lunga.
Armaan:Lady to Rikshawala:
Kyo Bhai andar tak
Jayega Kya..?
Rikshawala:Bilkul
Jayega, madam.
Tabhi to Khada Kya
Hai,
Lady:To Fir Ghuma
Ke Piche se le lo..
Armaan:Keno re?tui ekhono
kochi roechhis?ha
ha BAH Re,2To
BACHAR BABA HOEU
JODI NA PAKA HOI
TO PAKBO KOBE?60
PLUS HOWAR POR?
WHAT PRECOCIOUS?
FATHER OF TWO CHILDREN YAAR!
Armaan:Aapki palkon me
Khwab sajaye Koi,
Aapki Aankho me
sapne de jaye koi,
Lekin us din na
bhool jana hume,
Jis din humse
achchha mil jaye
Koi......
Armaan:Wo dosti hi kiya
jisme duriyaan na
ho wo apnapan hi
kya jisme ladai na
ho wo dil hi kya
jisme dard na ho
wo mobile hi kya
jisme mera SMS na
ho.
(to be contd.)
Armaan:Golu ki Tange Nili
Ho Gayi
Dr.-Zeher hai Katni
Padegi
Tang Kaat ke nakli
Lagai
2 Din Baad-nakli
Tange B Nili
Dr.-Ab Bimari Samaj
Ayi
JEANS Rang chorti
hai.
Armaan:Kirpya dhyan
dijiye......
Dhyan dene ka
Bahut-bahut
shukriya ab apna
Kam Kijiye..!
Armaan:Population Control
system
in PAKISTAN:-
HUM
DO
HAMARE
DO
uske baad jitne ho,
AATANKWADI bana
do
Thandi hai COFFEE
garam kar lo,Is
PATHAR Dil ko thora
sa NaRaM kar
lo,Tumharey hotey
huwey InBox khali
hai, Thori si to Dear
sharam Kar lo.
On the day of Ayodhya verdict:
Anna was getting impatient for messages.Messages began to come in the afternoon.
Armaan:Breaking news:
IT IS LEARNT-Out -of-
Court settlement in
Ayodhya case.
Muslims agree 2 let
build d temple
there,provided it is
constructed by
Kalmadi!
Anna:ha ha!
Anna:If we r on the road
to ruin,it is b'coz
we have neither
the true spirit of
religion,nor the
true spirit of patriotism nor love
of our nation-
badshah khan
Armaan:Ayodhya ka reslt
aa gaya h mubarak
ho
.
.
.
.
.
"pub" banega....!(winking smiley)
Next day:
An 18yr old girl got
pregnant
shouting,crying
mother says:
"who was d pig?
Cal him"
Half an hr latr
a latest modl
limousine stops in
front of her house n
a mature grey hair
in a vry expnsiv
suit,steps out
Man:Ur daughter has
informed me of d
prblm Hwevr I cant
marry her,
bt if a grl is born i
offr 2 stores,a villa n
2 millions,
if a boy is born,den
2 factories n 5
millions
bt in case of
miscarriage,
wt do u sugest I
do?"
Mother:
Plz try again.
at night,as Anna was expecting some affection,some shayari to make her sleep:
Armaan:Fact of life:When a
girl attains
maturity,she wants
to wear a bra...
When a boy attains
maturity,he wants
to remove it....
sent via fullonsms.com
Anna:khub paka
hoyechhis!
Armaan:arre paka to kobe
chhilam,ab to peke
pochte laglam.
Armaan:Santa looking at
name plate of air
hostess above her
left breast...
Teena? n asked
"thats a cute name.
Doosre waley ka
naam nahin rakha?
Armaan:Whats the coolest
thing about
Examination Hall?
Its d only Place
where You can
Openly say to a Girl
"dikha de na pls",
main 2min me kar
lunga.
Armaan:Lady to Rikshawala:
Kyo Bhai andar tak
Jayega Kya..?
Rikshawala:Bilkul
Jayega, madam.
Tabhi to Khada Kya
Hai,
Lady:To Fir Ghuma
Ke Piche se le lo..
Armaan:Keno re?tui ekhono
kochi roechhis?ha
ha BAH Re,2To
BACHAR BABA HOEU
JODI NA PAKA HOI
TO PAKBO KOBE?60
PLUS HOWAR POR?
WHAT PRECOCIOUS?
FATHER OF TWO CHILDREN YAAR!
Armaan:Aapki palkon me
Khwab sajaye Koi,
Aapki Aankho me
sapne de jaye koi,
Lekin us din na
bhool jana hume,
Jis din humse
achchha mil jaye
Koi......
Armaan:Wo dosti hi kiya
jisme duriyaan na
ho wo apnapan hi
kya jisme ladai na
ho wo dil hi kya
jisme dard na ho
wo mobile hi kya
jisme mera SMS na
ho.
(to be contd.)
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