an sms story9

Armaan:"JAAN" MANGOGE
TO JAAN DENGE,
"dil" mangoge
to dil denge,
"DHADKAN' MANGOGE
to dhadkan denge,
Q KI?
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teeno film ki
"CD" mere pas hain.



Armaan:BOY 2 GOD-Ghar se
U.S.A. tk road banao..
GOD-Muskil he or
Kuch mago..
BOY-aisi GF do jo
mere siva kisi ladke
Ko na chahe..
GOD-Road kab banana
shuru karu...



Armaan:Education related
songs:-SCHOOL-
Apni to pathsala
masti ki pathsala
TUITION-Idhar chala
main udhar chala.
MATHS-Ajeeb dastan
hain ye kaah suru
kaha khatam
SCIENCE-Ah khushi
se khudkhushi
karle.GEOGRAPHY-
Musafir hoon yaaro.
ACCOUNT-Kyu paisa
paisa karti hain kyu
paise pe tu marti
hain.EXAM-Zehreeli
raatein ninde udd
jati hain.RESULT-Jiya dhadak jiya
dharak jiya dharak jaaye.PAAS-Aaj
main upar aasman
niche.FAIL-Jag suna
suna lage...!



Anna:Wow!! What a
collection,yaar!


Armaan:THANKS YAAR!AKHIR
KUCH TO KAHA
TUMNE.I THOUGHT
KI TUM NAARAZ HO.


Anna:Meri narajgi ki kimat
das messages? To
aur bhi gussa
karungi.



Armaan:Muslim ladki ko
Hindu ladke se
shadi karne k fayde,
-BURKHE se ajadi,7-
8 Deliveri se mukti,-
No risk of TALAK,-
clean shave pati,
Aur sabse khas
cheej-



Armaan:1 pagal tha wo sms
padh raha tha use
pata tha ki sender
ne use pagal kaha
hai wo fir bhi sms
padh raha tha.kya
karta?Bechara
pagal jo tha.....



at night,around 11p.m.,this message came:

Armaan:AAM ZINDAGI
Bfrnd- I want 2
sleep on ur breast.
Grlfrnd-keep
quiet(slaps him)
MENTOS ZINDAGI
bfrnd-i want 2
listen ur heart beat.
Grlfrnd-so sweet,
aja mera bacha.




Next day:



Armaan:UNAVOIDABLE
SENTENCE
How strange is the
logic of our mind?
WE look for
compromise when
we are wrong.
But we look for
justice when others
are wrong.
    (to be contd.)