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Anna:what do u mean?


Armaan:NOTHING.OK.
I THOUGHT U WERE
ALWAYZ LIKE THAT.
A CRACKPOT.HA HA.


Anna:Is it fair when i am
answering all ur
queries,u are not
doing the same?


Armaan:KYA YAAR.WAT WUD
AOMEONE THINK
WHEN A SMART ND
BUTIFUL YOUNG GAL
ALWAYS KEPT DEAD
SILENT ND
RESERVED?LOVE,
AFAIR,HEART,HURT
ETC.OBVIOUSLY.OR
MADNESS CRACKPO..


Anna:In short,what all
crackpots in the
world ud think.

.............

Anna:This is the last song
that i am sending,a
favourite of mine-
how can i forget
when each face
that i see brings
back memories of
being with you,i
just can't go on
living life as i do...



Armaan:HMM..BT Y LAST
SONG?






Next day:



Armaan:"Only 842 girls are
left for every 1000
Boys in India..Save
Girls,
We can save the
Tigers later..."
-Bike ke piche aur
theatre ki corner
seat ke baaju mein
ladki chahiye ya
Tiger??
Spread awareness!!



Armaan:Santa-Phone pe
itni dhimi aawaz
me kisse bat kr rhe
ho?? Banta-Bahan
hai!Santa-To fir
itni dhimi aawaz
me kis liye? Banta-
Tumhari hai!!



Anna:silence.




Next day:




Armaan:Baba Ramdev ne
naak se saans
Kheenchi aur fir
niche se PAAD
diya!!!1
bhakt:Baba ye kaun
sa aasan tha?
Baba:cross
ventilation...!!!!



Anna:silence.



Armaan:Bra or baniyan me
Kya fark hai
sardar:baniyan me
Kapda jyada hota
hai or load kam.Bra
me Kapda Kam hota
hai or load jyada.....



Anna:silence.



Armaan:OLD SAYING: EARLY 2
bed ,early 2 rise,
makes a man
healthy n wise.
NEW SAYING:-Early 2
bed n early 2 rise
will make ur
woman go 2 other
guys(smiling smiley)


Anna:silence.



Armaan:Aaj Newspaper me
padha ki doston ko
SMS Karne se dil  ki
bimari ho sakti hai..!
To aaj se BAND!!!
Kya?
Sms?
Nahi re baba
newspaper...


Anna:silence.



Armaan:The best
relationship in world is
when you hold the hand of
the person and the person walks with
you,without asking
"where" and
"why"..(smiling smiley)


Anna:silence.


Pagal 1 Khali paper
Ko choom raha tha.
Pagal 2:Ye Kya hai,
Pgal1:Love letter
hai,Pagal 2:Magar
ye to khali hai.
Pagal1:Aajkal bol
chal band hai
na, isiliye...


Anna:silence.



Armaan:Bus Accident-Man
Crying:Mera hath
kat gaya.Bahut
dard ho raha
hai.SRDAR:Abey
chup baith. wo
dekh uske gala kat
gaya, Fir bhi
chupchaap para
hai..
       (to be contd.)