In the beauty parlour:
Armaan:A save electricity caption:
"don't you just hate it when someone turns you on and leaves?"WHY R U BEHAVING LIKE THIS?TELL THE ANS YAR.
Anna:Turn on the switch of ur brain, instead,plz.
Armaan:I HAV TURNED ALL THE SWITCHES ON.NO IDEA WATS THE ANS.
Anna:Then it is better for U not to know the answer.
Armaan:U HAV STILL NOT CHANGED ANNA.THE SAME OLD CRACKPOT!
Anna:Thanks for the compliment,yaar!
Armaan:Bhagwaan ka diya sab kuchh hai...
Buks h
Notes h
Time h
maukah h
Or hausla to itna h
Ki jab chahu padh
sakta hu..
bas 1 hi baat ki
Kami h..
mood(winking smiley)
Anna:silence.
the girls at the beauty parlour were getting irritated as the sms tone kept ringing continuously.Anna faced their wrath as she lay in the curtained, shadowed enclosure.they wanted her to switch off the tone at least and Anna didn't know how to.she hadn't much confidence about the many features of a mobile.she just receives and sends calls.this continuous messaging thing is a completely new experience for her, growing fast into an addiction.
Armaan:Suhagraat me GOLU confuse ho
gaya ki Nayi Biwi se kya
bole?
AKHIR me bola-Apke papa
Ko malum h na ki ap mere sath ho(smiling smiley)
Anna:silence.
Armaan:God is male or
female?
ANS:MALE,Bcoz he
likes
Pooja,Aarti,
Aradhana,Archana,
Bhakti,Jyoti,
Upasana,Vandana
etc.,
GOD tussi great ho!
Anna:silence.
Armaan:UFF...KYA RE?KYON BHEJA
FRY KAR RAHI
HAI?
BATANA HAI TO BATADE
ANSWER.
TOFFEE DUNGA
Anna:mujhe toffee nahi chahiye.
Armaan:TO KYA CHAHIYE
BABY?
BOLO BETI KYA
CHAHIYE?ICE
CREAM?LOLLYPOP?
ACHHI BACHI KI
TARAH ANS.BATAO.
Armaan:Solve this IQ.
5+3=3
9+1=9
8+6=3
5+4=2
Then
7+2=?
U wil be called
genius if u solve
this...
If u cant, then ask
me, the ultim8
genius!!
Anna:my iq is low.
Armaan:SAME HERE..HAHA
Armaan:If you do not like
any Rule,
just follow it,
Reach to the top n
Change the Rule.
Thats called
ATTITUDE!!
Do your Best n
Leave the Rest...
Armaan:AB JALDI SE ANS.
BATA DE NAHI TO..
Anna:Nahi to?
Armaan:PAKAD KE PITUNGA
Anna:not that easy!
(to be contd.)
Armaan:A save electricity caption:
"don't you just hate it when someone turns you on and leaves?"WHY R U BEHAVING LIKE THIS?TELL THE ANS YAR.
Anna:Turn on the switch of ur brain, instead,plz.
Armaan:I HAV TURNED ALL THE SWITCHES ON.NO IDEA WATS THE ANS.
Anna:Then it is better for U not to know the answer.
Armaan:U HAV STILL NOT CHANGED ANNA.THE SAME OLD CRACKPOT!
Anna:Thanks for the compliment,yaar!
Armaan:Bhagwaan ka diya sab kuchh hai...
Buks h
Notes h
Time h
maukah h
Or hausla to itna h
Ki jab chahu padh
sakta hu..
bas 1 hi baat ki
Kami h..
mood(winking smiley)
Anna:silence.
the girls at the beauty parlour were getting irritated as the sms tone kept ringing continuously.Anna faced their wrath as she lay in the curtained, shadowed enclosure.they wanted her to switch off the tone at least and Anna didn't know how to.she hadn't much confidence about the many features of a mobile.she just receives and sends calls.this continuous messaging thing is a completely new experience for her, growing fast into an addiction.
Armaan:Suhagraat me GOLU confuse ho
gaya ki Nayi Biwi se kya
bole?
AKHIR me bola-Apke papa
Ko malum h na ki ap mere sath ho(smiling smiley)
Anna:silence.
Armaan:God is male or
female?
ANS:MALE,Bcoz he
likes
Pooja,Aarti,
Aradhana,Archana,
Bhakti,Jyoti,
Upasana,Vandana
etc.,
GOD tussi great ho!
Anna:silence.
Armaan:UFF...KYA RE?KYON BHEJA
FRY KAR RAHI
HAI?
BATANA HAI TO BATADE
ANSWER.
TOFFEE DUNGA
Anna:mujhe toffee nahi chahiye.
Armaan:TO KYA CHAHIYE
BABY?
BOLO BETI KYA
CHAHIYE?ICE
CREAM?LOLLYPOP?
ACHHI BACHI KI
TARAH ANS.BATAO.
Armaan:Solve this IQ.
5+3=3
9+1=9
8+6=3
5+4=2
Then
7+2=?
U wil be called
genius if u solve
this...
If u cant, then ask
me, the ultim8
genius!!
Anna:my iq is low.
Armaan:SAME HERE..HAHA
Armaan:If you do not like
any Rule,
just follow it,
Reach to the top n
Change the Rule.
Thats called
ATTITUDE!!
Do your Best n
Leave the Rest...
Armaan:AB JALDI SE ANS.
BATA DE NAHI TO..
Anna:Nahi to?
Armaan:PAKAD KE PITUNGA
Anna:not that easy!
(to be contd.)
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