The next day:
Armaan:1.1 Bhikhari Ko Lottery Lagi to usne Mandir banaya
2nd Bhikhari-Iske Samne ab Mai Akele Bhik maguga..
Traditional Business.
2.A Boy asked god-Why does she luv a rose
which dies in a day
But doesnt luv me who
dies for her everyday?
.
.
GOD rplied-
.
.
.
.
Jaa naa bey,pka mat.
-9a.m.
Anna:first one was amazing!
.........
Armaan:1.Little red riding hood did'nt listen to her mother
Jasmine was in a live in
relationship with Alladin.
Snow White lived alone
wid seven men as room
mates.
Pinnochio was a
liar.
Robin Hood was a
famous thief.
Tarzaan walked around naked.
A stranger kissed
sleeping beauty n
she married him.
Cindrella lied,
sneaked out at night
to attend a party.
These are the stories we were
told when we were
Kids but then they
complain our
generation is spoiled!
2.Desi Booze movies:
1.Seeta aur margarita
2.Soda akbar
3.Jo peeya wohi
sikander
4.Love sex aur
Vodka
5.BevD
6.Rab ne pila di thodi
7.Jo pilata wohi
bartender
8.Rum whiskey se kumm nahin
9.Passed out at lokhandwala
10.Chandni chowk to Chandni Bar
11.Rum de basanti
12.Hum tight ho chuke sanam.GN
-9p.m.
Anna:silence.
....wait,wait,wait. waiting for messages.
The next day:
Armaan:1.SUGGESTION 4m NAARAD:
If Ur lover sends U romantic messages
den be very happy,
Bt
think who is
sending dose msgs
to Ur lover?
My job is over!
Narayan Narayan (a smiley winking)
2.Simplicity of Osho:
A man 2 Osho:do u know what boys n
girls r doing in ur
Ashram
OSHO:mere ko kya?
Man:Lekin ye to
apka ashram hai.
OSHO:fir tere ko kya?
3.What is indian man's idea of foreplay..???
Half an hour of serious begging..!
4.Don't take things in
wrong sense wen..
1.Dr. says take off
Ur clothes
2.Dentist says open wide
3.Interior deco says
once its in, U'll love
it
4.Banker says if U
take out 2soon,U'll
lose interest
5.Telephone guy says wud U like it on table or against
d wall?
Anna didn't respond.she didn't know how to.Then
comes this:KYA RE? NO COMMENTS 2DAY? HE HE HE(winking smiley)
Anna:SPEECHLESS!
Armaan:HMM...THANX
What is he taking Anna for?A vessel for releasing pent-up sexual orientation in the lonely court-corridors, or a much-experienced man sharing jokes in a spontaneous way?Is she just a woman to whom he can send 's' messages and enjoy in the very process or she is The Woman?Is she The Other Woman?Thinks that she is a suppressed old maid who needs a good shaking up?
(to be continued...)
Armaan:1.1 Bhikhari Ko Lottery Lagi to usne Mandir banaya
2nd Bhikhari-Iske Samne ab Mai Akele Bhik maguga..
Traditional Business.
2.A Boy asked god-Why does she luv a rose
which dies in a day
But doesnt luv me who
dies for her everyday?
.
.
GOD rplied-
.
.
.
.
Jaa naa bey,pka mat.
-9a.m.
Anna:first one was amazing!
.........
Armaan:1.Little red riding hood did'nt listen to her mother
Jasmine was in a live in
relationship with Alladin.
Snow White lived alone
wid seven men as room
mates.
Pinnochio was a
liar.
Robin Hood was a
famous thief.
Tarzaan walked around naked.
A stranger kissed
sleeping beauty n
she married him.
Cindrella lied,
sneaked out at night
to attend a party.
These are the stories we were
told when we were
Kids but then they
complain our
generation is spoiled!
2.Desi Booze movies:
1.Seeta aur margarita
2.Soda akbar
3.Jo peeya wohi
sikander
4.Love sex aur
Vodka
5.BevD
6.Rab ne pila di thodi
7.Jo pilata wohi
bartender
8.Rum whiskey se kumm nahin
9.Passed out at lokhandwala
10.Chandni chowk to Chandni Bar
11.Rum de basanti
12.Hum tight ho chuke sanam.GN
-9p.m.
Anna:silence.
....wait,wait,wait. waiting for messages.
The next day:
Armaan:1.SUGGESTION 4m NAARAD:
If Ur lover sends U romantic messages
den be very happy,
Bt
think who is
sending dose msgs
to Ur lover?
My job is over!
Narayan Narayan (a smiley winking)
2.Simplicity of Osho:
A man 2 Osho:do u know what boys n
girls r doing in ur
Ashram
OSHO:mere ko kya?
Man:Lekin ye to
apka ashram hai.
OSHO:fir tere ko kya?
3.What is indian man's idea of foreplay..???
Half an hour of serious begging..!
4.Don't take things in
wrong sense wen..
1.Dr. says take off
Ur clothes
2.Dentist says open wide
3.Interior deco says
once its in, U'll love
it
4.Banker says if U
take out 2soon,U'll
lose interest
5.Telephone guy says wud U like it on table or against
d wall?
Anna didn't respond.she didn't know how to.Then
comes this:KYA RE? NO COMMENTS 2DAY? HE HE HE(winking smiley)
Anna:SPEECHLESS!
Armaan:HMM...THANX
What is he taking Anna for?A vessel for releasing pent-up sexual orientation in the lonely court-corridors, or a much-experienced man sharing jokes in a spontaneous way?Is she just a woman to whom he can send 's' messages and enjoy in the very process or she is The Woman?Is she The Other Woman?Thinks that she is a suppressed old maid who needs a good shaking up?
(to be continued...)
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